Archive for the Category Humorists Lair

02.09.07 | Comments Off

Share a Smile

(a clean, heart warming, and humorous email list group)
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To every thing there is a season … and a time to laugh … Ec.
3:1-4
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‘Share a Smile’ is a free email list group, having originated,
in 2001, among friends of the Heavenly Inspirations email list
group.
‘Share a Smile’ went over so well that we want to share these
smiles with […]

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30.08.07 | Comments Off

Save on Gas Prices

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Article Title: Save on Gas PricesArticle Author: Rocky Ramsey
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Formatted to 65 Characters per LineWord Count: 426 words
Category: Humor, General
Copyright Date: 2004
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This article may be used freely in opt-inpublications and websites, provided thatthe resource box is included and the linksare active.
Please forward a courtesy copy of the issueto: mailto:rock@MoviesMoneyandMore.com
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02.08.07 | Comments Off

The Day The Toilet Bit Me

In my memory it was just another day, like any other in Florida
during the late summer. Heat blazed from the sun soon after it
suddenly popped out of the water and took command of the sky
with its presence. I was four and a half years old and had
eleven brothers, being the only girl I had tried […]

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18.07.07 | Comments Off

I Live in a Hundred Years Old House!

“It’s been over a century now since the time the construction of this house was begun. There were so many people who lived here, many of them died here…. The walls of this house have seen so many things, and recorded them in a form you and I may never know. But record them, […]

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15.07.07 | Comments Off

My Hallmark Moment

I have a wedding anniversary coming up in a few days. So, like a good little husband, I bought chocolate and flowers. And then I went looking for a card. And what a miserable damned experience that was.
I went browsing through the cards, looking for something genuine. Something from the heart, something that I might […]

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23.06.07 | Comments Off

How To Spot A Fib

One afternoon, Joe went outside and found Gary standing on the roof of the garage. Since that seemed like a pretty cool place for a kid to be, Joe asked Gary how he got up on the roof. Gary pointed to a tree about fifteen feet from the garage and told Joe that he had […]

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20.06.07 | Comments Off

DOG DITTY DAILY #7

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
DOG DITTY DAILY #7
Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs &
Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprented to the affable,
agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping
Queen.
A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian
quotation, in honor of the “Year of the Dog”, follows
herewith:
“I am fond of pigs. […]

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12.06.07 | Comments Off

Don't Be Incredible

Public relations is all about credibility andtrustworthiness. If you don’t practice PR, then you arelikely to be incredible.
Some of the elements of a PR program include research, media relations, publicity, special events, employee relations, client relationship management, crisis communication, tradeshows/conferences, community and government relations, and corporate identity. PR helps you shape internal and external opinion […]

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While last year’s hurricane season made people who reverberate with manifestations of climate change shake their heads at the thunderous weather, we must admit that, despite its destructive force, the weather remained significantly better than that to be found on our placidly windless neighbor, the moon.
Actually, having ascertained better weather than on that silvery disk, […]

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